John 10: 11-18
A man walks into a pet store and
asks, “Excuse me, but I wonder if you could get me a Baptist dog.” “A Baptist
dog,” the store owner said, “I don’t know. Could you give me some time to work
on it?” “Sure,” the man said, left his phone number, and left. A month later,
the store owner calls. “I think I’ve found the dog you want!” “Great!” the man
says, “I’ll be right down.” He gets to the store and sees the store owner with
a rather big dog by his side.” “I think this is the dog for you! Watch what he
can do!” The store owner commanded “Bible,” and quick as a flash, the dog
crossed the store, picked up a Bible in his mouth, and ran it back to the
owner. “That’s pretty good!” the potential customer said. “That’s nothin’!” the
owner replied, watch this! “Psalm 23” he commanded, and the dog took his paw,
fanned through the pages at lightning speed, and stopped on Psalm 23! “Wow,”
the customer said. “Very impressive!” “Here’s another one,” the owner said,
“John 3:16!” Just as before, the dog’s paw rifled through the Bible until it
stopped and pointed to John 3:16.
“Amazing!” the customer said. One more thing- does the dog respond to
regular commands?” “Hmm,” the store
owner pondered. I don’t know. Let’s try it: “Heel!” he commanded, and the dog
stood on his hind legs, put his paw on the man’s forehead, and bowed his head.
“I can’t take that dog!” the customer cried out. “He’s part Pentecostal!!”
Much fodder has been made about the
peculiar differences in the branches of the Church- capital “C.” Some call Presbyterians “God’s frozen
chosen!” some lightheartedly call the Roman Catholic Mass the “service of bells
and smells!” It makes for good humor
unless hard hearts cross the line into hurtfulness. But the lines are blurring in our
congregations; Presbyterians sing psalms and chant while Episcopalians play
guitars and put words on screens. Some try to avoid denominations and go to so
called “independent,” or “non-affiliated” congregations. There is good news and
bad news about all of the different houses of worship and the way they do
things: the good news is that there is a style of worship for everyone, from
jumping and joyful to quiet and contemplative and everything in between. The
bad news for those who toe the party line of Baptists, Charismatics,
Methodists, Lutherans or Presbyterians is that we are all in this together; we
are all sheep in the flock of the Good Shepherd. We do not have a Lord of the
Contemporary and another Lord of Traditional; a Lord of the liturgical and
another Lord of the Free-Church tradition.
There are plenty of jokes about one denomination or another, believing
they will be the only ones in Heaven. But the joke will be on them as, to their
horror, they will witness the grace of God welcoming people in the next life to
whom they hardly spoke in this one. So we might brace ourselves for what is to
come: by our attitude, our next life could either be a rude awakening, or a joyful one!
Saying we are all sheep in the flock
of the Good Shepherd may be unsettling- to think that we all call Jesus Christ, that we all
seek to follow him, and to admit that we all need both a Shepherd and a Savior.
If we need a shepherd, that of course, makes us sheep by analogy. Some
find that comforting, others disconcerting. Those who are comforted know that
sheep cannot protect themselves, find their own food, provide their own
drinking water, or ward off pesky flies or diseases. They cannot live without a
Good Shepherd; when Jesus called himself “Shepherd,” he counted on our
relationship with him being just like that. Do you believe you could live life
fully without Jesus? There are plenty who think they can! Yet Jesus, in using
that analogy, wants to challenge our perception of independence and hopes that we see our need for dependence, at least when it comes to
our salvation! Can you get to heaven by your own works! No, says Paul in the
New Testament. Can we be born again without the Spirit of the Living God! No,
says Jesus. Can we be like Jesus if we don’t do what he did in the world? No,
says Jesus the Good Teacher. Can we be sustained in our spiritual journeys
without taking Jesus into us in prayer or word; or especially today, in the sacrament
of Holy Communion? No he teaches the Twelve. When he says: ‘Take, eat this is
my body,” it is not a statement of cannibalism but of symbolism: we cannot know
him unless he is inside of us, dwelling in the
All the words in our passage from
John draw me into a pasture somewhere, or to the Upper Room in
In ages past people have been
denominationally loyal: Born Baptist, or Methodist, or Catholic, die Baptist,
or Methodist, or Catholic. Many are still loyal; but plenty have found other congregations
to call home, attracted to their preaching, style of worship, people, or the
feeling that the Holy Spirit is working there. These days changing
denominations need not draw the gasps that Arlen Specter drew when he changed
political parties this week. No matter what your denomination, claim it and support
it. The great news is that we all love Jesus, and that Jesus not only loves all
the children of the world, but even all creatures great and small. Still, I
don’t know what he would think of a Baptist dog …. Let us pray:
Dear Lord Jesus: sometimes the differences we have with other Christians
are significant; sometimes they are much ado about nothing. Yet we, and they,
still love you, and call you Lord, and that, it seems to us today, makes all
the difference. Working to honor you today and always, we remain your faithful
followers. Amen.
Jeffrey Sumner